I believe I may be beginning to notice a pattern here, but Iron Man 2 also contains zero bears. What bias does Kevin Feige have against bears? The world may never know. If I wanted to stretch my authority, I could say that Tony Stark’s insistence that the Iron Man suit stay with him and not be turned over to the government is Tony exercising his second amendment right to bear arms, but it’s by Stark’s own insistence that the Iron Man suit is not a weapon, so it would not be protected by the second amendment. Nice going, Tone. Your own rhetoric has cost you two bears.
Grade: Zero/Five Bears