Bear Reviews

Mad Mad: Fury Road is about Bane getting his trademarked mask stolen from him by Toecutter from the original Mad Max movie. This upsets young Bane a great deal and causes him to drive away with a bald Aileen Wuornos.

The film contains no bears, but it does provide representation to often neglected members of the animal kingdom, included, but not limited to: two-headed lizards, crows with stilts, and men who play electronic flamethrower guitars on top of trucks. The film also has a woman’s bare ass.

Grade: Bear Grade (Out of Five Bears)

Written by Daniel Mizell