Sometimes you go to see a movie about male strippers and make idle chit-chat prior to the movie starting, and sometimes you recast The Beatles using Happy Madison players. For those of you who are curious, the line-up is:

Adam Sandler: John

David Spade: Paul

Steve Buscemi: George

Rob Schneider: Ringo

Kevin James: Yoko

As for Magic Mike XXL, there was a surprising lack of bear-related material. There were two bare asses on screen momentarily, but that’s about it. While there were burly, hairy men, there was never any confirmation that they were gay (if there was in the first one, I apologize), so there were no bears in this movie either.

Grade: Bear Grade(Out of Five Bears)

Written by Daniel Mizell