It’s in movies like Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol where you wish that the city of Dubai had bears roaming in it, just so that Tom Cruise would have one more obstacle in addition to a sandstorm that he has to deal with in that sequence. He can’t let nuclear launch codes get away, he’s chasing a guy in a sand storm, and then BLAM! He’s also got a bear that’s moseying along and might try to eat him. Or maybe that would’ve been too much goodness concentrated down to one scene. Either way, it doesn’t matter because it didn’t happen.
Grade: Zero/Five Bears