When watching the completely bear-free Mission Impossible II, there were two things that became clear to me: Tom Cruise is ridiculously charismatic. And this movie is terrible. Would a bear have saved this movie? I can’t say for sure, but I can’t imagine a reality in which Tom Cruise is doing his acrobat stuff to break into a building, but he stumbled upon a bear and has to deal with, and that movie isn’t better than Mission Impossible II. That movie would get five bears. This one? Not so much.

Grade: Zero/Five Bears

Written by Daniel Mizell