It’s a new month, and that means Bear Reviews is taking a look back at a new slew of movies. For August, we’re doing the Mission Impossible Franchise.

Having watched four out of five Mission Impossible movies over the span of a week, I’m honestly not convinced that animals exist in the MI universe, let alone that bears exist. Long story short, Mission Impossible has no bears, and unless we as a society decide that “bear” becomes slang for “Tom Cruise doing some acrobatic-hanging-from-a-wire-stuff,” then these movies won’t do well on the bear front.

Grade: Zero/Five Bears

Written by Daniel Mizell