Bbear

Thor may have frost giants and Norse gods and the like, but like every other Marvel movie so far, it does not contain any bears. But, since I gave Age of Ultron a bear because it had Chris Hemsworth’s bare chest, it stands to reason that I have to award the same number of bears to Thor. Bear Reviews is a lot like the United States Supreme Court. Precedence is important! And if this Thor review is in fact my Marbury vs Madison, in which I declare myself to be the supreme interpreter of Bear-related motion pictures, can anyone disagree? The answer to that riddle is no.

Grade: Bear Grade (Out of Five Bears)

Written by Daniel Mizell